Out of Office

Verse 1

Deadpan voice over bouncy drums

So I set up an auto-replyOn everything that I ownMy phone, my door, my face, my dogIf you need me, please contact someoneSomeone who is doing better than me

Pre-Chorus

I'll be back on the fourteenth, sirOf whatever month I'm fine

Chorus

Sorry, I'm out of officeOut emotionally till further noticeLeave a message at the toneSorry, I'm out of office

Verse 2

My mom sent seven worried messagesShe got seven polite repliesShe drove over with a lasagnaNow I'm eating it at my desk

Pre-Chorus

I'll be back on the fourteenth, sirOf whatever month I'm fine

Chorus

Crunchy guitars enter

Sorry, I'm out of officeOut emotionally till further noticeLeave a message at the toneSorry, I'm out of office

Bridge

Sudden falsetto

Maybe I'll come back in the springMaybe I'll just stay out of office

Final Chorus

Full chant, guitars loud

Sorry, I'm out of officeOut emotionally till further noticeLeave a message at the toneSorry, I'm out of officeSorry, I'm out of officeOut emotionally till further noticeLeave a lasagna at the toneSorry, I'm out of office