Are You Still Watching

Verse 1

Guitar and deadpan voice

Season six of something about bakersI don't even like the bakersCouch has got a me-shaped dentDelivery guy knows my dogHe doesn't know my name, just my dog

Pre-Chorus

Then the screen goes dark and asks meOnly question I get all week long

Chorus

Are you still watching, buddyYeah, I'm still watching, manNobody else ever checks on meAre you still watching, buddy

Verse 2

My phone says screen time's up againThirty hours, man, that's a jobMy plant died but it's fakeStill, I'm proud we got this far

Pre-Chorus

Then the screen goes dark and asks meOnly question I get all week long

Chorus

Full band and gang vocals

Are you still watching, buddyYeah, I'm still watching, manNobody else ever checks on meAre you still watching, buddy

Bridge

Stripped down, falsetto crack

Maybe I should go outside todayThe next episode starts in five

Final Chorus

Full band, chanted

Are you still watching, buddyYeah, I'm still watching, manNobody else ever checks on meAre you still watching, buddyAre you still watching, buddyYeah, I'm still watching, manNobody else ever checks on youAre you still watching, buddy